Lionism changed my life.
Oh….you’re not alone my friend. Lionism will change the world once we get rid of those pesky vegans. They keep holding us back.
But just like Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream…..SO DO I. My dream is to live in a world where we sniff each other’s asses instead of just politely nodding. My dream is to live in a world where we urinate and defecate wherever we feel like it. My dream is to live in a world where some of us eat our offspring by committing infanticide, because we are just not too happy with them.
Because as most modern day tumblr philosophers would say, after really deep contemplation:
“would you get a mad at a lion for doing this?”
And the correct answer is no….no you would not. Please. Come one and all. Let Lionism into your hearts and there is no telling how far we can go.
It has changed my life and nthmile’s life. That’s two. We’re practically there already.